He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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