problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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