This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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