Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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