Sry I called you an 8
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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