i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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