guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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