It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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