I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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