I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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