masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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