They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i would punch a child for taco bell
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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