ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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