new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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