dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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