guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
