dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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