The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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