He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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