she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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