like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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