your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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