Can Purell be used as lube?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Panties = found
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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