Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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