In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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