My brain says no but my pants say off.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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