She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I don't think brook has ever known best
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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