kristin has been a bad kristin
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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