i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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