nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I lost the right to judge tonight
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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