If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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