Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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