i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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