How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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