Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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