Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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