It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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