Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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