there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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