before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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