I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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