she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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