the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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