I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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