your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
don't judge my taste in strippers
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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