ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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