She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
