susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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