i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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