Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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