his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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