He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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