I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
