He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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