found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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